Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
True college students do jello shots in the library
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