All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
this just has baby written all over it
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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