ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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