Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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