Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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