I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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