Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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