Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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