You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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