I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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