I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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