please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
