How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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