but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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