I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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