I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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