That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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