Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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