At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I was not drunk enough for that final.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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