I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I showed him my bush... on skype.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Randomize
