Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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