its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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