She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Randomize
