Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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