I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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