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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
So much rum. So many feels.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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