He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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