Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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