Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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