I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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