I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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