Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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