So drunk, too bad you don't want this
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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