he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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