wake up i wanna do it froggy style
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
