what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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