yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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