I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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