He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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