i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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