fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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