Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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