woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
