Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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