bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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