we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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