He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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