Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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