I don't think brook has ever known best
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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