I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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